Tuesday, February 08, 2011

AFS v. 300 ~ Ride into the Danger Zone!


This week in AFS...

* the latest, greatest Teeny mystery record
* our trilogy of Deaf Wish albums is complete
* the dystopic dialect of Damon Edge of Chrome

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JOHN JARRETT'S TRIBE | The Racer | unreleased? 198?
DEDRINGER | We Don't Mind | Sunday Drivers 7" | Dindisc 1980
THE TOURS | Language School | Language School 7" | Tours 1979
RITCHIE STARS | Highschool | split 7" w/ Mars Mario | Teeny 1992
THE BOYS | We're Too Young | v/a: Just Another Pop Album | Titan 1981
NOBUNNY | Monster Kiss | Raw Romance | Burger 2010
NOBUNNY | I WaS On (The Bozo Show) | First Blood | Goner 2010
PREFAB MESSIAHS | Franz Kafka | Franz Kafka 7" | Almost Ready *new
THE EMBARRASSMENT | Sex Drive | Sex Drive 7" | Big Time 1980
KARATE PARTY | Ball Game | v/a: Sacramento - City of a Beer 7" | Moo-La-La 1998
HENRY FIAT'S OPEN SORE | Local Imbecile | split 7" w/ Spider Babies | Proud to Be Idiot 1999
HENRY FIAT'S OPEN SORE | Gimme the Loot
ELECTRIC CRUSH | Twisted Inside Out | Dropouts in a Drug Haze 12" EP | Black Gladiator/Slovenly *new (orig 2001)
TROPHY WIFE | In the Water | self-titled 7" | Private Leisure Industries *new
MICHAEL BEACH | A Horse | A Horse 7" | Spectacular Commodity *new
LOWER PLENTY | She'll Stick Around | Mean CS | Radio Records Melbourne 2010
LOWER PLENTY | Got Your Advice
DEAF WISH | Mean to Me/Deaf News | Reality & Visions | Idget Child 2009
DEAF WISH | Mercy | Mercy | Radio Records Melbourne *new
DEAF WISH | I Traded You | self-titled CDR | self-released 2007
3 TOED SLOTH | The Odds | ...Against the Odds 2x7" | Unwucht *new (orig 1993)
THE GORDONS | Future Shock | Future Shock 12" EP | Flying Nun 1988 (orig 1980) *request
YI | Golden Pouch/Brains | At Home + 5 CS | Reeducation *new
THIN LIZZY | Sitamoia | Whisky in the Jar | Decca 1981 (orig 197?)
A reading of DAMON EDGE's fantastic visions from the Inworlds 12" EP insert over...
CHROME | Nova Feedback | Alien Soundtrack | Siren 1977
CHROME | Mondo Anthem | Half Machine Lip Moves | Siren 1979
CHROME | Danger Zone | Red Exposure reissue | Lilith *new (orig 1981)
CHEVEU | Sensual Drug Abuse | 1000 | Kill Shaman *new
THOROFON | Stunde Null | Maximum Punishment Solutions | Stateart 1997
WARSER GATE | Torched Scrawl | Torched Scrawl 7" | Rafter 1997
WARSER GATE | Going Nowhere | All My Hates, All My Hang Ups | Rafter 1996
PINK REASON | Your Girlfriend [V3] | Desperate Living 7" | Almost Ready *new

I'm afraid that my reading from the insert of Chrome's Inworlds 12" EP didn't do it justice (it is kinda hard to read Damon Edge's handwriting), so I shall type it out for you...

THE CITY WAS FALLING APART, THERE WAS FIGHTING IN THE CENTER OF TOWN, THE PEOPLE HAD CHROMOSOME DAMAGE AND THERE WAS NOTHING TO DO, I MEAN ABOUT THE MUTATIONS THAT KEPT OCCURING. THEY WERE ALL OVER THE PLACE, EVER SINCE THE 1ST WAVES OF FEEDBACK FROM THE NOVA. I DIDN'T HERE 'BOUT IT 'TIL IT HAD ALREADY HIT GRUX, I REMEMBER THE NEWS AT FIVE THT DAY, SOMEONE SAID SECTION D OF THE DROID SUPPLIERS HAD INSTIGATED THEIR OWN PATENTS INTO ASSEMBLY. SORT OF OFFENSIVE I THOUGHT, I MEAN WHO IN THE HELL WANTS TO LOOK AT THAT SHIT? A KING OF MAGNETIC REPTILE COMBINATION. THE COUNCIL SAID THAT SECTION D WAS SUFFERING FROM BIOLOGICAL CHANGES DUE TO THE 2ND WAVE. THAT'S WHEN I HEARD OUR DIVERSION FLEET HAD ENCOUNTERED SIMILAR MUTATIONS WITH SOME ROCK THEY FOUND IN THE MILKY WAY GALAXY, GOOD ASSORTMENT OF SPECIMENS THOUGH, AT LEAST FROM THE RAVINGS THE PRESS WAS MAKING. BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT SOME ROCK IN THE MILKY WAY GALAXY? EXCEPT FOR ITS AUDIO CONTENT THAT IS. SO I TIMED FOR PURPOSE AND CALCULATED THE OBJECTIVES, HAD MY MONITORS ON IT CONSTANTLY, DIGGING THROUGH CHIPS UNTIL I FINALLY PUT THE OVERVIEW IN COMPLETE PERSPECTIVE. THEN I COULDN'T GET THE SPECIFICATIONS, I MEAN WHO KNOWS, THEY WERE MISSING. I GOT THE MESSAGE WHEN THEY WERE PASSING CYGNI THAT THIS WAS IT, IF I DIDN'T STOP FUCKING ABOUT THE MONITORS WERE GOING TO PUT ME AWAY. I JUST NEEDED THOSE CHIPS FOR MY RESEARCH, THAT CONTINENT ON THE ROCK SOUNDED PERFECT. THE ONE THE DIVERSION FLEET CALLED THE PARK. THEY COULDN'T MAKE THE TRANSMISSIONS THOUGH CAUSE THE ALIENS HAD SOME PRIMITIVE GADGETRY THAT KEPT SCREWING EVERYTHING UP, SO THEY HAD TO LEAVE THE ATMOSPHERE JUST TO GET THE GOD DAMN SOUNDS BACK HERE AND THEY WERE STILL FUCKED UP. SO I REQUESTED A SPECIMEN WHICH WAS AGAINST THE ETHICAL CODE, ND THAT WAS WHAT THE MONITORS WERE GETTING PISSED ABOUT YOU SEE. I MEAN WITH THE CHAOS IN THE CITIES AND ALL - THEY WOULD JUST SAY TO ME "WHAT IF EVERYONE WAS GOING ON LIKE YOU? CAN YOU IMAGINE THE INEFFIENTCY?" WELL THERE'S NOT MUCH I COULD SAY TO THAT. THEY LOOKED AT MY PRIVATE STUDIES AS SOME SORE OF INDIRECT SABOTAGE. SO I SAY FUCK 'EM, FUCK IT, I DECIDED TO GET BOMBED. IT HAD BEEN A LONG EXTENDED CONCENTRATION. SO WHY NOT TAKE A FLIGHT TO ALTAIR AND GET INTO SOME 37? AND THIS IS WHERE I MEET CHROMIUM YOU SEE, I GET ON BOARD AND THERE HE IS WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFULLY SCULPTURED DROIDS I'VE EVER SEEN LAYING ON A DECK FEELING 'EM UP AND PISSING ALL OVER LIKE IT'S A RUBBER ROOM OR SOMETHING. THEN I'M ROLLED DOWN THE AISLE AND HE RECOGNIZES ME FROM THE MUSICOLOGY AWARDS LAST YEAR. HE INVITES ME OVER, AND WE DO UP THE DROIDS AND HIT BASE. HE'S BEING REAL CHUMMY AND ALL AN I'M JUST RIPPED AND I FORGET MY DEFENSES FOR A MOMENT AND HAPPEN TO MENTION THIS BUSINESS WITH THE DIVERSION FLEET - AN HE COMES ON REAL THICK ABOUT IT LIKE SOME FRIGGING PATRIOT - BLASTING AWAY 'BOUT THE MONITORS AND HOW THEY SHOULD HAVE PUT ME IN STOP. AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW, I WAKE UP IN THIS BOX MADE OUT OF THE PLANET'S CRUST, AND I'M STILL A BIT DIZZY. THEN COMES THIS MONITOR WITH HIS DIGITALS ON THE BLINK, AND I CAN SEE HE HASN'T BEEN SERVICED IN AT LEAST 3 EVOLUTIONS, SO I BASH HIS HEAD IN WITH THE ACCOMMODATIONS AND MAKE FOR THE LIGHT FIELDS - AND ON THE WAY I RUN INTO THIS OLD PHILOSOPHICAL TYPE WITH ONE GOOD EYE LEFT AND GIVING ME THE EVERYTHING IS COOL, EVERYTHING IS ONE LOOK, AND JUST BEFORE HE STARTS TO SAY SOMETHING I TELL HIM HE'D BETTER WATCH OUT FOR HIS DESTINY JUST TO THROW HIM OFF, AND YOU KNOW IT WAS FUNNY CAUSE IT WORKED AND HE SHUT RIGHT UP.[sic]

Y'know what would be a fun game? You could search and find titles of Chrome songs in there!

RIP, Gary Moore of Thin Lizzy, and RIP to Deaf Wish if you really have broken up. Thanks for a fantastic body of work which I only learned about too late (about four months ago). Their never-really-released 1st album was sent to KDVS this week, and it's a masterpiece, too.






3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Deaf Wish are/were a great band. One of the better ones today, in my opinion. Interesting side note. Pink Reason was originally called Deaf Wish back when we had a deaf singer, but had to change the name when the singer's brother threatened us with violence.
-KF

tom jones said...

a little birdie told me that deaf wish are working on a us tour for the fall

muebles madrid online said...

To my mind everyone may read it.